May=Fail Month

May=Fail Month


Well. May wow what a sucky month. I can honestly say that I have never been more happy to see a month end (except maybe months with snow).


I have been in a total state of depression, and I have no idea why - well aside from having a lame job that destroys my soul, I have been unpleasantly drunk one to many times resulting in drunken cry-fests (not proud), I am losing interest in being around people (I love being around people), I talk to my friends less and less, I stopped going to the gym, I am poor, and I know I haven’t hit bottom, but I feel like I have.

Other notable truths of the month:



1.Told my mom can not have relationship with her.

2.Paid $573.00 for car insurance this month so I am poor.

3.Car window was cracked/busted in hail storm.

4.glee ended.

5.My job is getting worse.

6.It got hott outside.

7.People have been ignoring me (so it feels like).

8.Other people have more than I do.

9.I started a low carb diet.

10.I quit a low carb diet.

11.I feel less nice everyday.

I am so ready for June.

Also I have done nothing to keep me accountable to previous posts. I suck. Poor poor pitiful me. (cryface) 

New and Continuing Obsessions!

Some have said that I tend to obsess over things i.e. people, songs, foods, shows, gossip, products, anything really. Once I decide I like something .. I really like it! And because I need everyone else to feel the same way I take it upon myself to educate my friends on how incredible current obsession is. (I believe they should appreciate current obsession as equally as I, and I am offended and appalled if they do not share my feelings).

There are many people I love and who inspire me! numero uno Kelly Ripa! She shall be mine and I hers. Other notables obsessions include Lisa Ling, Britney, Bruno Mars, Anderson Cooper, Roseanne, Golden Girls, I Love Lucy, Macy's, David Archuleta, Harry Potter, Vodka, Wine, Italian food, Natalie Portman, facebook, Renee Zellweger, and many, many others.

But today I want to share a little piece of gold that I have discovered! Sam Tsui! That is right, I am sure you well know who he is. The YouTube superstar! (Of course, I have a youtube.com obsession as well). But even with my vast knowledge of current issues and popular trends, this mega-star in the making has slip right thru the crack of my very keen sense of knowing all things great!

Now this kid is truly, and I stress truly something special! Not only does he attend Yale University, he radiates with kindness and talent. Two things I know very much about! because as you may or may not know I am extremely kind and I am quick to recognise it in others, and although I have yet to discover my (surely hidden) talent I to have a gift for seeing it in others, as well. And This Sam Tsui is talented and heading down a path of success! (with his friend Kurt who produces for him, so we should also be very thankful to Kurt for sharing Sam with us) Thank you Kurt!

So if you are a normal person then it will be obvious to you once you watch his cover of Britney's new jam "Hold It Against Me" how amazing his kid is. So I high recommend that every individual of the human race watch his video and soon! And then after you watch said video you should go to RegisandKelly.com and watch their latest host chats because it is always a good time!

Back On Track (ish)

Well, I have realized that once again I have set out to start something (that I believe to incredibly inspiration and challenging i.e. this blog) and completely dropped the ball. Surprise surprise.



Well, I am changed! I just decided. So there, it is done. I am now a dedicated blogger once again. And this is going to be the first of many entries of "Glen's Unfortunate Life".



So, where was I? Where did I leave off .. Oh! right I was in a very unfortunate place (Tahlequah, OK, which I miss terribly). That is right, I moved! One Goal achieved! I believe it is very important to celebrate even the smallest of victories .. usually with a bottle of wine .. or bottle of tequila .. or bottle of vodka .. or a 20-pack (depending on the size of said victory, of course. Sometimes a shot will suffice) something special.

But make no mistake moving to Tulsa, OK is no small victory, it is a triumph of gigantic proportions. I beat the odds. The cards were stacked against me and I said "No! I will not be forced into mediocrity I will persevere!" And I have (kinda).



Hey it is hard stuff moving .. with absolutely no family or financial support (Don;t even get me stated with that). But congrats to me I did it! Hurray!



Now. Lets see back to those other Goals .. (Lets see how far I have made it)

• Get a new car! check! did it! holla! go me!
• Get a Job! Check! Wow no stopping me! ow ow!
• Go to the Gym! um, right (small failure) I shall take a shot to help me feel better about this tiny short coming.
• re-connect with old friends .. I have kinda tried but I definitely need to do better! another shot for motivation!

I believe that it is time for some new goals and some prioritizing .. first thing tomorrow!

So I am going to make it a priority to make some time to prioritize me new found priorities!

Post Grad!

Well, in an unchanging effort to become something great I have decided to share my unfortunate life with the world.
Let me start now.
How I got started, and why I thought it would be a brilliant idea to blog.
May 15, 2010 I graduated from college. (Hurray) success here I come! right?
So I have made a list of new life goals, being a college graduate and all I though was important to get my life in order. Such as:

• Get a job!
• Move to Tulsa!
• Get a new car!
• join a gym.
• re-connect with old friends!
• Start a blog! check.
• ect...

Considering that I am lucky enough to attend college and graduate as an Outstanding Senior, and have the most incredible friends anyone could have, still I am about the unluckiest person ever(probably).

First I am very thankful for a lot, and I do have a lot to be thankful for so I don't want anyone to think I am just a big baby, that would say "Yes, I'd like some cheese." (with that whine).

Example:

Yesterday, I had a job interview for a company that I no desire to work for, but since I am in dire need of employment I drove to Tulsa for my interview .. on to have my car breaks down at a extremely busy intersection. Where people did not understand that I was having a crisis and could not move, due to last of my car being able to start. As if I am the only person to ever have car trouble.

Even though several nice human being did ask me, as they drove around, questions such as "do you have phone to call someone" leaving me no time to answer before they zoomed off, "can you turn on your emergency flasher so everyone knows you are not moving", as they flip me the bird and "is someone coming to help" to which I replied yes AAA is coming. (which they weren't).

But, in this already unfortunate moment I called the one person who I thought would be most concerned about helping me and ensuring me to safety. My Grandpa! then again unfortunately my Grandma answered. After I told her the situation and that her poor helpless grandson was in, she replied "I don't know what you want us to do about. You Grandpa is napping anyways." Oh thanks Grandma you always know just how to help.

After this a nice ed hardy t-shirt wearing guy with greasy long blond hair ask if he could push me out of the road to Zio's (Which luckily was very near). I told him yes.

So missed interview, and am now car-less. That is correct car is un-fixable. Just my luck.